Her Majesty she wished to play.
So she went to her counting house.
For hounds the were coursing far away
But all she found was a lousy mouse
Munching on some moldy cheese
“This will not do!” she cried.
“I am not pleased!
There is no money in my treasury!”
Then a simple page announced the day.
With an envelope in hand
“Happy birthday your Majesty!
I’ll shout it across the land.
And I’ll give you ten farthings
To help with your plans
I hope that it makes your day grand.
May you reign forever with a loving hand.”
